February 2012
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
thisstarkidisgoinbacktohogwarts:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
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Whenever I wear my Pizza John shirt to school...
Classmate: Hey, I don't get your shirt, what does it mean?
Me: This a picture of John Green with a mustache.
Classmate: Who's John Green?
Me: He is an author who also runs a vlog with his brother, Hank.
Classmate: I still don't get it. Why does it say pizza?
Me: Because he likes pizza.
Classmate: Yeah, so?
Me: Don't you like pizza?
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Classmate: Okay.
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nineteenlives:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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Augustus: Not Disney
Hazel:
Augustus: Hazel GRACE! You did not use your one dying Wish to go to Disney World with your parents
Hazel: Also Epcot Center
Augustus: Oh, my God. I cannot believe I have a crush on a girl with such cliché wishes.
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breakfastatharrywinston:
So, Dan apparently went to Blair’s essay competition…
Who sat with and talked to her after her breakup with Nate?
Who helped her when she needed to take care of Serena?
Who went after her when she went off the deep end after losing Yale?
Who gave her the perfect prom without being her date?
Who lied about his feelings because he thought it would make her happy?
Who...
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signaturescarf:
iloveyoudearly-:
According to the GG Writers this was between 1.12 and 1.13. Didn’t Blair have a boyfriend then? As much as I hated it, I’m pretty sure Nate and Blair were actually in a good place then and Nate was being a good boyfriend.
That’s still storytelling fail. Why’d they have to need to say that OUTSIDE the show for it to make more sense?
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signaturescarf:
awkwardhobos:
So I have been thinking and I don’t care if Dan and Blair happens, let them have their 15 minutes, let them ruin their friendship forever and give the dair shippers a little something. But to re-write Gossip Girl history and make it seem like Dan feeling’s for Serena was nothing is a slap in the face to the fans
When the writers must re-write history to make your...
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I spent about five minutes racking my brain for when all these supposed...
– BuddyTV, Gossip Girl Recap (via crindywithclubsauce)